May 2012
tltty:
i need to stop being so sour about everything but idk how
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tltty:
when boys wear mesh shorts:
when boys wear sweat pants:
me in either of these situations:
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This test that has been floating around →
aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan:
Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet
omg
teacher: how are you this morning
me: hOLLYWODO SUPRSTAR SHI ALABEOU F
quinsee:
dekutree:
lovethyhippie:
blogsaretough:
vondell-swain:
time-miss:
videohall:
“Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.”
oh god but that would be really scary?? like economically and time wise it’s great and useful but that’d have to be real frightening like in a small little tube shooting through the air
like thats sorta what airplanes are...
April 2012
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chuckquizmo:
you’re walking in the woods
there’s no one around and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
drawingguitarist:
john-loves-his-daddy:
i eat raw lemons like theyre apples
i dont have enamel
alright, you can go in.
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gweebog:
gweebog:
dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner
okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
ghostnotebusters:
it’s funny how people who make fun of one direction are always like “ONE DIRECTION IS SOOOOO GAY!!!” and “WHAT DIRECTION DO FIVE GAY BOYS WALK IN?!~? ONE DIRECTION!!!!!”
and all the fans are like “yes we know they’re gay what’s new”
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ssweaterweather:
if you have nice hands pls place them on my boobs thank